Wednesday, April 12, 2006

First Time Parents

Nice device. I might buy two.

First time parents eh? They're under the impression that their babe is made of porcelain and that no-one has ever been through it before.

My favourite myth is the one about not sleeping with your baby as you'll roll over and crush it. However, I'm pretty certain that millions of years of evolution will have weeded those people out. Sure enough, I used to wake up in all kinds of bizarre positions and with incredible neck ache, but my babies were always intact.

Note: Being out of your skull on smack/claret probably trumps evolution.

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