Friday, July 27, 2007

Car Wash: Tits to that

What we need here on the Isle of Man is a Jubblies Car Wash. Where unemployed Porn Actresses can earn some spare dosh and give something back in to the community.

They can soap up themselves and my little 4 door family saloon, all in the name of free enterprise.

There would be queues round the corner. I assume.

You see my car need washing and I can’t be arsed to do it myself as it’s a works car, so that only leaves the boring Polar Wash. I feel almost uncontrollable angry to give some spotty kid £5.50 and he presses a button and it 3 mins the car comes out the other spotless.

Where is the craftsmanship in that?

Where is the skill, the talent?

Are machines taking over the world one Car Wash at a time?

There must be hundreds of big titted uninhibited Porn Star Wannabes waiting for their big break, and this is just the opportunity they need to keep their hand in and gain a skill for when the looks start to go.

I’m just saying that’s all.

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