Just a bunch of run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around Isle of Man immigrants who've been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
It's the first PS3 game I've played that has actually frozen on me, and it's done it quite a lot. FFS.
Also, that shit with the Roman faction just doesn't fit in with the rest of the game. The gang of Elvis impersonators is a bit silly too. I know it's just a game, but the story has to be vaguely believable for it to work.
The 360 version is full of slicing, plus a stupid bug that causes your gun to aim (for no reason) as you're walking along blocking your view. Oh yeah and the sites aren't accurate, you always have to aim slightly above. Chuck in some failed saves and a game that looks like it's been totally ripped from the original (except for adding a yellow tint to everything) and it's not good.
To be honest I'm bored of the story already, I was even considering sending it back as broke but I'll play through once and then lend it to the lads.
Fucking shame cos I really wanted to love it as much as the original.
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It's the first PS3 game I've played that has actually frozen on me, and it's done it quite a lot. FFS.
Also, that shit with the Roman faction just doesn't fit in with the rest of the game. The gang of Elvis impersonators is a bit silly too. I know it's just a game, but the story has to be vaguely believable for it to work.
The 360 version is full of slicing, plus a stupid bug that causes your gun to aim (for no reason) as you're walking along blocking your view. Oh yeah and the sites aren't accurate, you always have to aim slightly above. Chuck in some failed saves and a game that looks like it's been totally ripped from the original (except for adding a yellow tint to everything) and it's not good.
To be honest I'm bored of the story already, I was even considering sending it back as broke but I'll play through once and then lend it to the lads.
Fucking shame cos I really wanted to love it as much as the original.
Stick to either Oblivion or Kinect Sports.... oh or Dance Central when you are tanked up on Guinness (I recommend using the Funky Town track)
Nice review :D On a par with this one for the latest CoD game.
Nooooo not CoD as well!
I had my first total crash/fucked up save this morning, fucking cunts.
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