It's a Dogs Life - part 2

Okay, now I've got Derek "I'm a gay scouse conman" Akora on TV. He's a medium (aka yappy tw*t).

He has looked into the beyond, he has enquired of dead souls on the other side, he has searched Hades for knowledge grim (i.e. he has randomly made up some sh*t that sounds convincing).

And apparently Bruce and Lezzie "are almost certainly going to get those dogs back".

Phew, Derek saves the day. I bet Brucie is delighted.