Foundations

It’s all about building a back story. You need to be believable. So today, I went home for lunch. I then rang the office to say I would be slightly late back as I was looking after the sick children, whilst the wife went to the shops.

The office is now aware my children are sick. So, when I subsequently ring up in the morning to let them know that what ever the children had has been passed on to me and I shall be off work for a couple of days, they will be prepared and believe me.

In fact, who cares either way, as I am not coming in!

Later Days