Just a bunch of run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around Isle of Man immigrants who've been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Stoopid PC
So. I bought this fancy shmancy computer that can do 2 quad-billion computations a second.
So why does it take so frickin long to boot up? Tell me that, heh.
And another thing. You never see news headlines ‘Fortune Teller wins lottery’. Hmmm.
2 comments:
Because it's Vista, the best example of "because we can" rather than "should we" that mankind has managed to date.
My cousin reckons he can see into the future.
I asked him why he doesn't know the lottery numbers, then. He reckons he DOES, but it'd be bad karma to act on them.
He's a bit of a muppet, truth be told.
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