Just a bunch of run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around Isle of Man immigrants who've been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Eat My Shorts
Even masters of cool such as myself have bad days, today was a bad day.
Go to gym
Build up a good sweat
Start to stretch
Be joined by a super hot fitty, obviously admiring my style
Hear a strange noise
OH BUGGER! Leave said hotty mentally scarred by the image of my hairy and not so toned ass in her face.
6 comments:
Those shorts look about a hundred years old!!
100, cheaky bugger! They're only 12 years old, I figured I'd get at least onother 10 out of them (I might still if wifey gets her sewing kit out) :)
lol ... perhaps she could add a stretch panel ;)
stretchy D'Oh!
Some sort of scaffolding might be better to hold these cheeks in!
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