Just a bunch of run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around Isle of Man immigrants who've been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Non Stick Toilets
With all the inventiveness out in the world, why hasn’t someone invented a non stick toilet bowl? Surely a Teflon coated bowl would prevent the perennial problem of skiddies on the bowl? It seems simple enough to me.
People need to adjust their diets so that they're forming a more solid stool. Or a double flush action, one to evacuate waste, the other to remove any skidding. Or a more vertical pipe-age that sends the turf along like a water slide. I'm going to spend all day on this now.
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People need to adjust their diets so that they're forming a more solid stool. Or a double flush action, one to evacuate waste, the other to remove any skidding. Or a more vertical pipe-age that sends the turf along like a water slide. I'm going to spend all day on this now.
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