Was surprised by Shirley with a couple of airline tickets to the hottest new country in the world. Nope – Not Australia but Canada. Yep – living in the Isle of Man means we get to move to these worldwide locations approximately 35 years after we are born. But it’s the way we like it.
So. Is Canada king? A highly anticipated locale, hyped beyond reason on the net, and I read gushing after gushing description of it's mountains and lakes that was about to raise the bar for ex-pat living.
You can guess where this is going, huh. Yes, Canada is shite. I hate it. Either send me some plane tickets or some quick acting poison. I will even accept poison that causes terrible pain coz at least I'd know it would soon be over.
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