Monday, June 26, 2006

Slow down.

It’s not that I want to get drunk, it’s just that if I have any drink in my hand be it Beer, Wine, Orange or Tea, I tend to drink it very quickly.

However, when the said drink has alcohol in it, that’s when there’s trouble.

I get very drunk, very quickly and become my alter person, the caustic drunk.

I hate him, he’s a coooooooont.

I shall be different from now on. Controlled pace, pausing to relay amusing anecdotes to the listening crowd. I shall be the very wit of the party, with a splash of sobriety.

After all, I am middle aged in the next 6 months.

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