Just a bunch of run down, beaten down, slapped down, broken down, shot down, hung down, put down, and kicked around Isle of Man immigrants who've been beaten up, tied up, chewed up, blown up, hung up, screwed up, messed up, held up, and told to shut the fuck up.
Friday, December 02, 2005
My Latest Invention
Whilst walking past a Removal Van this morning on the way to work, and having worked in the Removal Business, I had a spark of inventiveness.
Right, here’s my idea.
On the inside roof of the Removal Van, you would have large balloon like thing, that would be connected to the Compress Air cylinder that does the Air Breaks.
Then when the van is full, you would inflate the balloon; this would then expand and eventually hold everything firmly in place.
Then when you get to where you are going simply release the value or press the decompress button.
Genius or what?
I shall consider this post my official patent of the invention.
TTFN
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